In a tragedy that seasoned observers could only describe as "typical", the sad remains of E.Bunny were removed for solemn stewing rites to the sticky estates of Big Sugar.

Invitation only guest International Chocolate refused comment about possible connections between the accident and the ongoing stalemate at the negotiation table over E.Bunny's steadfast refusal to renounce his commitment to the protein and mineral rich eggs of the common working chicken.

"E.Bunny's memory will be preserved and revered in millions of memorial busts, for which we are honored to be provisioners of the basic ingrediants in partnership with B.S., stated I.C.'s V.P.

Off the record, anonymous spokespersons for I.C./B.S. would only say, "E.B. should have considered the cholesterol."